2. Hoose Cow - A masculine cow with devils horns and prison stripes on his body. Hoose is a world weary cynic.

3. Sacred Cow - A reclining cow with a leering wink, and the tail curls around the name Sacred Cow.

4. Hokey Cow - A dimwitted, slow country hayseed.

5. Belle Cow - A femme fatale cow in pursuit of action.

6. Lick Cow - A smooth operator like Rock Hudson, pursued ardently by Holy and Belle Cow. ( They are always smoothing out his cowlick).

7. Catcher Cow - The fuzz with a railroad front end.

8. Bane Cow - The gossip columnist of The Kingdom of Cow.

9. College Cow - The perennial freshman brother of Belle Cow.

10. Berry Cow - The psychiatrist in residence. The eternal earth woman.

11. Crag Cow - The father image. A balanced, kindly observer of the scene.

12. Ruth E. Less-Cow - A modern, driven woman business executive who is always right and has kept her maiden name.